I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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