she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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