I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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