Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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