Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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