please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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