Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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