Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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