I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
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So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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