puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I just want to make out with him forever
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
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okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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