IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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