If that was your dad, he is hot
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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