He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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