yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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