If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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