she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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