i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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