you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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