So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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