when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
