Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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