she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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