Who did Billy Mays play for?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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