I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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