Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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