Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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