North Korea, Best Korea!
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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