I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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