accomplished twins. life is a go
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
is this the sara with the beer cane?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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