Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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