He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
there is glitter all over my balls
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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