i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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