just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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