No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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