I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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