I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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