Do you still have your period?
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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