So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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