You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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