well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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