we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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