Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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