Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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