Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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