JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Two words: blizzard sex
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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