sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
