Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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