Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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