I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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