school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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