And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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