dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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