we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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